I have a thing about sprouts. I even named my business after them. One wouldn’t do that without a true and deep affection for the little darlings.
And these tomatoes, for god’s sake:
Our hearty, happy cucumbers:
Everybody grow now!
Thank you for coming up to see us. You are beautiful and we're incredibly proud of each and every one of you. We vow to nurture you and help you reach your full potential. And then we will eat you or your offspring.
Love, Mom and Dad